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The Man Rules

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself..

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -to give them a bigger laugh.

i really2 do.. i would lie to myself if i say the opposite.. playing competitive rugby etc2.. if only i have the ability to turn back time.. rewind the injury.. it's very frustrating when you see the lads running on the pitch.. swinging and kicking the ball.. sidestepping the opponent.. up and under, dummy, "mark!!!", ruck and maul, aim high tackle low.. missing those terms..

ppl always say there must be "hikmah" behind all these things that happened to us.. i agree.. but deep down, it's really sad.. honestly, i can cry when i do think about it.. those moments of glory.. the day when i got injured etc..

witnessing the joy and excitement of the irish.. when their heroes have ended the 61 years wait for winning the grand slam of six nations, has inspired me to some degree.. they are living legends!! winning to me is everything.. although i still can accept occasional and rare losses haha..

and i believe in "live the moment, don't brag and dwell too much on your past".. your past is just a stepping stone for further success and glory.. i would love to make a comeback.. i mean a real comeback.. if given a chance.. i will definitely give it a go..


maestronine
thu mar26th2009 1935

With around one month before exam, its time to focus on the things at hand, like what my camera is doing - focusing on the dining table instead of mama yang baru balik kerja.

The moral of the story is. FOCUZ!!

i want something else to get me through this semi charmed kinda life....

hmm where to start eh?? ok first and foremost, well done to dato' lee chong wei for a sweet revenge against lin dan in swiss open 2009.. a straight set win kept dato' his 1st world ranking spot..

moving on to the new rules by fia.. where we will see the driver's championship decided by race wins rather than points accumulated in a season.. i think this is completely ridiculous.. most if not all are against this new regulation..

talking about my all-time favourite manchester united.. haihhh.. a very poor performance at home to liverpool.. losing home and away.. so painful to swallow.. on both occasions, man u led and scored the first goal but in the end, liverpool had the last laugh.. last year, if i'm not mistaken, we lost back to back to arsenal home and away.. and yet the premier league title was still ours.. i hope the same will happen this year.. life goes on.. for us to bounce back and restart our winning form.. all the best!!

yeahhh indian wells is on the air.. c'mon mr. federer.. proof to the world that you are still capable of winning tournaments.. he will meet fernando verdasco.. mr. verdasco is a tough lad.. if he plays the way he played in australian open, it will definitely be a great match to watch.. the winner will potentially meet andy murray, considering that mr. murray wins his matches as well, in the semi-final.. best of luck the living legend RF..

this week is the final week of the six nations 2009.. ireland vs. wales.. to decide the tournament champion.. the last time ireland won a grand slam was back in 1948.. grand slam means you win all your fixtures.. while wales had lost to france, they are still going for the triple crown.. you have to beat your 3 opponents to win the triple crown and this "title" is open for grab only for england, ireland, scotland and wales.. to win the six nations, wales will have to win by at least 13 points margin against ireland.. can they stop the irish 61 years' drought of winning the grand slam?? k.o. at 5pm eire time this saturday march 21st.. best of luck irish lads!!

ooo yeahhh.. tiger woods had already make a comeback into the world golf arena after a long rest and rehab, post cruciate ligament surgery.. although not yet at his best, he definitely will in his next 18-hole course.. welcome back mr. woods!!

maestronine
thu mar19th 2009 1915

ive read a blog of a malaysian girl in ireland writing about WHY MEN GET MARRIED> and sum of her points do raise some truth.

being the mr video i am, i dig up youtube, and found this VERY INTERESTING video. EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS.



What do u think?
Go on, i wanna know. betul ke?

and one more. tuesday = ameen

GUYS THINK ABOUT THIS





THIS CONCLUDES MY THREE DAY BACK_TO_BACK ENTRY.

-Izad Iskandar- aka Mr Monday

Caucasian. Whites. Orang putih. Whatever you call it. They are the ones with relatively more pale skin than ours. Largely originated from mainland Europe.

Asian. Yellows. Orang Asia. Whatever you call it. They are the ones with darker with slightly brownish/yellowish tinge but less dark than people of African origin.

Now, why would I bring this potentially racist / controversial factoid up for discussion?

IT has to my attention that there is a reveling trend of Asians being attracted to Caucasian. And this is fair and fine. But unfortunately there are less Caucasian that find Asians attractive.

This issue is very uncomfortable for me. Discussing color as I have a firm believe that all are created equals, and thus should be treated as such. No one shall be judged by the amount of melanin pigments in their largest organ in their body (skin).

There are views out there that see the Caucasian (and the west) are of higher standards and are of superior race. Hence, a certain members of other cultures (example Asians) go out of their way to “get their hands on one”, disregarding their own kind. I am strongly begging to differ on that. I felt the media is hugely to blame for all this. The magazines, the movies and the television has successfully portrayed and slowly brainwashed the modern society into perceiving what should be termed beautiful.. and what is less beautiful.

What do you think? Would you look into colour before others?

This is very uncomfortable.

This means it is worth discussing.

Mr Monday on Saturday.

As always.. heres my Video of the day.

as strong as an ox but twice as intelligent. what is it?

fantabulous!! i like i like.. =D

maestronine
thu mar 12th 2009 2045
-hari bayar sewa-

So i was in the outpatients today..

since i'm turning 25 next month *hint*hint* then what the hell..

1. i would love to be debt free. u see, i spend a lot and buy a lot of things that i seldom use. i use my cards like almost every time i go out. damn those impulse purchases!!
2. i hope i can get better grades. if i get grades like this when i was in high school, i'll probably shoot myself and die. it is embarrassing. but knowing that i'm in final med and at least a third of the class is getting more or less the same grade, then it's a bit comforting.
3. i honestly feel that i need to learn how to play at least an instrument. in my eyes, musicians are sexy!! my brothers play the drum and the guitar. my sister is a good pianist. and me, unfortunately.. i'm musically challenged.
   
4. i really need to be in love, like seriously dangerously to die for in love. get dumped. and fall in love again with a better girl and this time, we're going steady baby. it's all about the right timing. past encounters are of no use. i walked away too early
5. i know Liverpool has a slim to nil chance of winning the premier league. but i hope MU will not win it either. it's so annoying seeing them taking it all. i know i'm betting againts the odds here. and even if they do win the league, i hope they'll lose on other encounters.
   
6. i need to brush up on my presentation skill. i'm amazed at some of my peers who are very fluid in their delivery. sometimes, it doesn't really matter what u say but how u say it is more important. me... i talk too fast when i'm nervous. that isn't good.
   
7. i wish i can just go out there, take the next plane and go to somewhere exotic. but surely, in the right state of mind, this isn't possible.
8. this is all that i can think about right now. it's 10 at night and i'm hungry. so there..
   

brrrrrrr.. the "winter" is still in the air.. snow in march, in eire is a rare thing.. eventhough no snowman could be seen, yesterday's weather gave me enough "trouble".. very very cold.. my shoes and stockings were wet.. i felt uncomfortable really.. and in mwrh, you hardly can see a dryer.. they use "paper tissue" here, whatever you call it.. would take a long time to dry stuffs.. on top of that, it was raining when i walked back home.. "typical" irish weather.. if only i have a car hehe.. otherwise, my day was quite relaxing.. less patients than usual to be seen during ward rounds.. and it means early lunch etc.. and man utd won again last night!! glory2..

courtesy of yahoo.com - sexy cars!! have a look.. "pat your chest, ask your appetite"

maestronine
thu mar5th2009 0735

p/s sleep today, slept yesterday.. bleep today, but bleeped yesterday (blept??)

So i turned 25 today..